What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 03:50

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
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Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper